Ladies,
Excited to post our first submission to the BGDD Blog. All associated names have been changed. Please post any thoughts. I decided to opt against censorship. Say what you feel, if that happens to include four letter expletives or six syllable superlatives so be it!
Journal Entry #1
By: MSNBCutie
I had been talking to this guy Percy (name has been changed) for about 8 months. I met him before I left to leave the country and we just kept in touch. We had only been out once and when I came back home for good, he took me out a couple of times and I liked him but he just never had his shit together. He was 29, single dad, ex-alcoholic, in an underground rap group (but he had a full time job) and emo. Not a winning combination. Even though he was brilliant and his knowledge about all things political and literary turned me on, he had the hardest time making real life decisions. Like "man my daughter needs me but I kinda wanna rap full time and chase the dream." Did I mention that he had a GED? Anyway, he was also really reckless, spur of the moment type guy who wanted to fly to visit me overseas, while the entire time I'm thinking shouldn't that money go to your kid? Furthermore he never called, only texted. Big Turnoff. For a while he had been trying to get into my pants and he was always talking to me about other girls he had been with, had they were always trying to get back with him because he was "sooo good." (We had been pretty good friends, which allowed us to talk about any and everything when we did talk) Which I didn't understand because I had seen his peen and when I tell you it was TINY...like slightly bigger than the PALM of my hand...and that was on hard. Anyway I got over him cus he was on BS, kept feeding me this line about how he really liked me and he wanted us to grow old together but he was really into polygamy and that he hoped I was into it to. READ AS: I like you but I just wanna fuck around with other girls too. I finally decided to cut him off when he would text every three days about us potentially having sex and the texts went like this:
Percy: Hey Ma! wasssssuppp!!
Me: Nothing, whats going on?
Percy: Nothing, I got tested for STD's today.
Me: That's nice, how did you do?
Percy: I did aight..
Me: aight?
Percy: yea...aight.
Me: What does that mean?
Percy: Lol jk I passed with a B
Me:.....
2 days later:
Percy: Hey lady. How you been?
Me: Good.
Percy: Hey did I tell you I got tested??
Me: yes.
Percy: Oh..cool. Soo you wanna hang out?
Me: Im still at school, Ill let you know.
Following Week:
Percy: What up fool!??! U never did tell me what day you wanna hang out.
Me: Sorry ...been really busy.
Percy: Aww..kk. How you been miss.
Me: So busy, so much drama schools been really stressful
Percy: dang that sux. I just went in and got my STD test last week...
WHAT THE FUCK!!
Finally, I just ignored his texts all together-which continued to come for an ENTIRE month after. smh.
I have never heard of such a man who was so proud of a "B" STD test. I am with you, what does that mean? It could mean that he did have something but it was curable so he is all good. Even if that was the case the only time you should go around flaunting your STD test is if you have an A+! And if you don't then the only people that need to be privy to that situation are the people you are rolling around in bed with!
ReplyDeleteI just realized that the anonymous nature of this blog is going to make it really hard to get questions answered. Disclose who you are if you want, but let's protect others identities.
ReplyDeleteBesides the whole STD thing... which is ridiculous! Has text messaging ruined relationships? Like Alicia Keys said, "How come you don't call me anymore?" Because we always want to text... I do it too. Instead of making a phone call that can be an intimate portrayal into someone's real self... we text message...
A lot of people tell me that they like my voice, maybe a phone call would keep the good vibes going for longer.
And case of the small peen...such an unfortunate circumstance. *Sigh*